JOkes

A man and his dog were walking along a road.

Submitted by YourWebAdmin on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 17:50

WHY WOMEN SHOULDN’T TAKE MEN SHOPPING

Submitted by YourWebAdmin on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 14:02
WHY WOMEN SHOULDN’T TAKE MEN SHOPPING (Laughed till I cried)  
  
 

The old man and the garden.

Submitted by YourWebAdmin on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 13:47

 An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly
collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because
the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to help
him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described
his predicament.

Dear Junebugg Jankins the III,
I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my
collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST AD (joke?)

Submitted by YourWebAdmin on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 14:50

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m.  E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

Something to Learn From Socrates. Pretty funny.

Submitted by YourWebAdmin on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 16:50
Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear, or are about to repeat a rumor.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely
lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher
came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him excitedly
and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about
one of your students...?"

Mathematical certainty

Submitted by YourWebAdmin on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 23:59

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic and even a math morron like me can understand.  This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: 

What Makes 100%?  What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  How about achieving 103%?

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